Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Synopsis: Man of Steel


Man of Steel

Asparagus

Everything is penis-shaped on Krypton

Kal-El is a cat

Let’s destroy Smallville

There goes Manhattan, or Metropolis as it known.

The ultimate WWF knock-down: two super powers duking it out in catsuits

Okay, you’ve gone too far, fucking up the ISS and Grand Central.  Boys….shall we get a ruler?

Ooh, what a disguise.  *eyeroll*


B+ great cast, some really good acting, weak on the plot. Everything just goes back to normal?? After half of Metropolis is destroyed and likely thousands of people killed? Who's gonna pay for all of this?