me meme

Posted this on my private blog, decided to share here.

I’ve decided I don’t like most of the questionnaire-type memes out there because 98% of them are written by 13 YOs whose main thoughts are about sex, kissing, sex, drugs, dating, sex, and boys. So, I’ve like, you know…like, um, written my own. ;)


And yes, there will be sex.


1. If you could pick your first name, what would it be?

Being the same person I am now, I’m not sure, cuz I don’t like most female first names. Perhaps Kate, which is the nickname for my middle name.


2. If you could give people one piece of advice and be guaranteed they’d follow it, what would it be?

It is NOT all about you. Really.


3. If money were no object, and your family agreed with you…where would you live?

Seattle or perhaps somewhere in England.


4. If you could go back and do it all over…what job would you have now?

I’d be a forensic pathologist.


5. On someone else…what size boobs do you prefer?

Medium to largish..but not HUGE. The shape is sometimes more important.


6. On yourself, no surgery involved…what size? If you’re not female, you might want to think about this one. ;)

IF I were thin again, probably about the size I had. At this size…meh, I hate this size, so let’s not go there.


7. Pastels, colored pencils, crayons, or water color?

Pastels and water color…they work great together!


8. Beer, mixed drinks, or wine? If wine, red or white?

Beer or white wine, but there are a couple mixed drinks I like. Gin and tonic, martinis, Black Russian…haven’t had one of those in YEARS.


9. Mac or PC?

I like Macs better, but am stuck in a PC world.


10. To you, are wands air and swords fire, or the other way round?

I can see the case for both, but swords are forged in fire, their blades cut like fire, wands are part of trees, and trees rise into the air and move in the wind.


11. Sylvan glade or beach?

Sylvan glade!!! Beaches suck.


12. Which quarter do you call first?

North.


13. Your SO has no issues with it: would your extracurricular be male or female?

Can I have one of each, please?


14. Sugar cookie, chocolate chip, fig Newton, pecan sandy, or Oreos?

Sugar cookie, followed by fig anything. But I’d never, ever turn down a cookie…okay, so almost never.


15. Broccoli or Brussels sprouts?

Brussels sprouts.


16. Bleu cheese or ranch?

Bleu cheese.


17. Texmex or Pizza?

Oooh…that’s a tuffee….it’s a total toss up…no pun intended.


18. Oral or the real thing?

Yes, please.


19. You’re in The City…are you in NYC or San Francisco?

NYC


20. You hate weddings, but your BFF has lost her mind and is tying the knot…and has become Bridezilla from Hell. Do you let her have it, or ignore it all, cuz it’s her day?

Let her have it. BFF or not, bad behavior is bad behavior.


22.Do you stand in the wedding for her, cuz she’s your BFF and it’s her day? Or do you say no thanks, cuz you hate weddings?

I’d stand. As long as she 86s the bridezilla act.


23. Slippers or flip-flops around the house?

Flip-flops.


24. I say thongs, what do you think of?

Flip-flops.


25. George Bush is making a visit to your place of work. Do you call in sick, refuse to shake his hand, tell him just what you think of him, or deal, cuz he IS the prez, after all?

Deal. Everyone knows how I feel about this jerk. But, he IS the president and the office deserves respect, even if he doesn’t…plus, I have no desire to end up in jail, even for a few hours while he blows town.


26. Do you regret your first kiss?

Yes…it was rather unexciting, weird, and he tried to stick his tongue in my mouth!!!! GAH!!! ;) I think I was 13…14? maybe, I had no idea what he was up to and my braces got in the way.


27. Which inherited trait(s) of yours do you least like?

My hair, my intelligence and artistic abilities.


28. Which one(s) do you like the most?

Is passive-aggressive behavior inherited?


29. You have the opportunity to do your job from home? Would you?

Same job I have now….no. Some of it I can’t and if I stayed home, I’d never get out of bed.


30. Can you read a map?

Yes. I LOVE maps. Love, love, love. If a book has a map in it, I’m constantly referring to it.


31. On a scale of 1-10, how lame was this survey thingy?

I take the 5th.